[jefro]

Was going to buy a dash cam. It would have been a good movie.

Make sure you are thoroughly checked out and compensated for pain and suffering that will most likely occur months or even years down the road.

Navy still owes me when we were attacked by terrorists. That's a whole nother story.

 

[Sean Nelson]

No stains on the seats?

Valet: Which shirt would you like to wear, sir?
Colonel: Hand me the red one, please.
Valet: Very good sir. If I may, sir, why the red one?
Colonel: It's for the good of the troops. If I should be struck in battle, it will hide the blood and prevent them from becoming demoralized.
Valet: Ah, I see sir, very good.
Colonel: By the way, have we received the scouting reports yet?
Valet: Yes, sir. I understand the enemy outnumbers us 10 to 1.
Colonel: Hand me my brown pants, please.

 

[jefro]

Took me a bit to figure out why I thought I was on loose asphalt or on asphalt that had gravel on it. It was the antilock brakes preventing it from skidding.