I only drove the FWD version, but I had two Priuses. And they now have a (smaller production volume, I think) AWD version. I found it had much better pickup than ICE sedans up to Camry size. I really liked my Priuses, and frequently got 50 MPG. (Not commuting to NYC, however.)
But you've made it clear that testosterone is an important component of your vehicle selection. Clearly you need a Tesla or a Mercedes EV. All I wanted was pickup to enter a 1950's parkway with a 10' entrance ramp-the Prius has that-but also a CVT transmission "roar". But you wrote out load that you need to show off to others, not just achieve your reasonable driving needs. I've lived in western Massachusetts, and a couple of old railroad rails in the back of my C10 Chevy 2WD pickup were enough for me in the winter. Why do you need AWD? I think Subaru now has hybrids, but there is no bulging muscle to be seen on a Subaru. I trust you already know that AWD and a large male member do not help in stopping on ice and snow! In northern NJ, we have SUVs all over the ditches after big storm. Doesn't look like the ads on TV.
But you've made it clear that testosterone is an important component of your vehicle selection. Clearly you need a Tesla or a Mercedes EV. All I wanted was pickup to enter a 1950's parkway with a 10' entrance ramp-the Prius has that-but also a CVT transmission "roar". But you wrote out load that you need to show off to others, not just achieve your reasonable driving needs. I've lived in western Massachusetts, and a couple of old railroad rails in the back of my C10 Chevy 2WD pickup were enough for me in the winter. Why do you need AWD? I think Subaru now has hybrids, but there is no bulging muscle to be seen on a Subaru. I trust you already know that AWD and a large male member do not help in stopping on ice and snow! In northern NJ, we have SUVs all over the ditches after big storm. Doesn't look like the ads on TV.